Welcome to Ramsay's hell

Gordon Ramsay is the kind of pithy, quote spewing chef that food journalists pray to interview. The "Hell's Kitchen" host and potty mouth chef gives his opinion about an upcoming $1 million lawsuit. (A restaurateur isn't happy about an upcoming episode of Ramsay's new series "Kitchen Nightmares.")

"[The plaintiff] is a man who got very scared and very embarrassed about his lack of professionalism.... We were issued a writ because, God bless America, if the toilet paper is not thick enough and you come out with a rash on your ass [you get sued]," Ramsay said.

Gold, people, gold.