The Potty Patrol

I've always believed that the only thing worse than having a bunch of 16-year-olds prepare your lunch is having a bunch of 16-year-olds clean your bathroom. Hell, most of them wouldn't know a toilet brush from a spatula. So we consider the following survey of fast food restrooms with some hesitation, realizing that cleanliness is a relative concept, and that the "cleanest" commodes probably are still no paragons of sterility. That said, it's no surprise that this study by Corporate Research International found that Sonic, one of the top-notch players in this field, has the most tinkle-free toilets.

Complete Rankings for Fast Food Restroom Cleanliness

1. Sonic
2. Subway
3. Arby's
4. Dunkin' Donuts
5. Dairy Queen
6. Wendy's
7. Boston Market
8. Quizno's
9. Schlotzsky's
10. Burger King
11. Long John Silver's
12. KFC
13. A&W
14. Captain D's
15. Hardee's
16. Taco Bell
17. Carl's Jr
18. Chipotle Mexican Grill
19. McDonald's
20. White Castle